I really don't appreciated the fact that you are on my body right now. You were not invited and are thoroughly overstaying your welcome. For some reason, even though we've never met before, you think you have the right to come and go as you please. One second, you'll be covering the entire back of my leg, and the next you'll be all over the underneath of my arm. What is this?
Because of you, Hives, I had to go out and find my two friends Benadryl and Zantac, and believe me, they are not cheap to hang out with. Luckily, they could make you leave. But now I have to keep them around like freaking body guards to make sure you don't come back. Such an annoyance.
I have no idea why you showed up anyways. It's not like I changed my shampoo or laundry detergent. You just showed up out of the blue. I had no clue you were coming.
So anyways, please don't come back. You are not welcome. I really don't ever want to see you again.
Sincerely,
Hannah
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hahaha. this was a funny post. I enjoyed it, and I am sad those hives have invaded your personal space. i miss you i love you!!! SEE YOU SOON!!!!
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