A Letter to Hives

Dear Hives,

I really don't appreciated the fact that you are on my body right now. You were not invited and are thoroughly overstaying your welcome. For some reason, even though we've never met before, you think you have the right to come and go as you please. One second, you'll be covering the entire back of my leg, and the next you'll be all over the underneath of my arm. What is this?

Because of you, Hives, I had to go out and find my two friends Benadryl and Zantac, and believe me, they are not cheap to hang out with. Luckily, they could make you leave. But now I have to keep them around like freaking body guards to make sure you don't come back. Such an annoyance.

I have no idea why you showed up anyways. It's not like I changed my shampoo or laundry detergent. You just showed up out of the blue. I had no clue you were coming.

So anyways, please don't come back. You are not welcome. I really don't ever want to see you again.

Sincerely,

Hannah

Being an adult

So I've decided that somethings about being away from home are great, and others... not so much. Pro and con list? I think yes.

Pros

• I don't need to ask permission to go places, or let someone know where I am
• I get to pick out my own food and eat whenever i feel like
• No job
• Don't have to drive anywhere
• There are always people to hang out with
• If I want to stay up late, someone else is probably up

Cons

• I have no car
• Someone doesn't buy my food for me
• No one makes my doctors appointments for me
• I have to actually cook
• If I'm messy, it affects other people
• I live with other people
• I can't walk around with no pants on
• Stupid homework

Alright, so that's a short list. I suppose some of it's very contradictory, but it's true. So anyways, that's my post for the week, sorry if it's lame!